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I love Amish in the City! No joke! Best (so-called) reality show since the first Real World! LOVE IT!!!

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N	Natural
K	Kind
P	Popular
A	Appealing
P	Proud
E	Edgy
R	Rich
D	Dysfunctional
O	Orderly
L	Luscious
L	Loving

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Some bitch sent me a chain letter that was supposed to be from a dead 7 year old girl that said if I didn't send it to 15 people in five minutes she would come into my room at midnight with a knife and kill me. There was a picture of an actual dead women underneath from rotten.com. I would like to say to this person, you are a very sick person. Fuck you, you fucking fuck! How dare you? You are a very vile person. I have a little girl. I was up all nite with that image in my head. Ugh!!!

So all my customers were on crack today and CRAZY. Then there was that damn John Kerry running around outside my work shaking hands and shit during rush hour, with that Samwise hobbit. Oh John, not to be a bother, but could you try to do this shit during the day, so I can get home? There was a hightlight to my day!! I have always thought Anthony Clark was so cute...I love geeky guys, and there he was today. Right in front of me! Asking me to sell him two Carbon "matte" eyeshadows! And all my retarded ass could muster was that I loved his accent. I guess he is in town doing a new movie! Ahh...so pretty, you are Mr. Clark, but not as friendly as I would have thought. Actually you were a little brisk. You should be nice to me, I am the ONLY person who knew who you were! haha.

She liked the other babies much more than the animals!

Trent Reznor and Severus Snape...Coinsidence?

I think NOT!

last cigarette: I am not sure, my wedding 2 years ago?
last good cry: January
last library book checked out: Das Kapital
last movie seen: Say Anything, my fav
last book read: Mark Twain "Letters from the Earth"
last cuss word uttered: dick
last beverage drank: pepsi
last food consumed: Taco Bell
last phone call: Melissa
last tv show watched: American Idol...shut-up
last shoes worn: red heels
last cd played: Smiths
last item bought: Dress for Bella
last downloaded: X-Ray Specs
last annoyance: Last time I worked
last disappointment: What day is it?
last soda drank: Pepsi.
last thing handwritten: study cards for work
last word spoken: you
last sleep: this afternoon, nap with bella
last im: my sister
last weird encounter: In less than 7 degrees I can link my ex to my husbands ex
last ice cream eaten: peanut butter something
last amused: Bella giggling when I touched her tummy
trippin on drugs?: So long I can't even remember; years ago
last time wanting to die: Monday
last time hugged: 15 min ago
last time scolded: n/a
last chair sat in: my computer chair
last lipstick used: Sandy B (MAC)
last shirt worn: pink sleeveless v-neck
last poster looked at: Return of The Jedi

1 MINUTE AGO: doing this
1 HOUR AGO: watching crap tv
1 DAY AGO: Lazing with Bella
1 WEEK AGO: Same thing
1 YEAR AGO: At work?

FIRSTS
First job: Applebee's Hostess
First screen name: Hellflower
First pet: Kitty-Nigel
First piercing/tattoo: Nose ring/Libra symbol
First credit card: 19
First one that mattered: Mike
First love: Joel
First enemy: Remy-she sucked all the hair off my Blueberry Muffin doll and she bit me
First big trip: Disneyland
First concert: Steve Miller Band..shut-up!

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page eighteen, find line four. Write down what it says:
"You've got two of the best men in your goddamn English Department."

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
My Elizabeth Taylor Barbie Doll!

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The People's Court

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is?
12:15

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
12:13

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
T.V., someone welding outside

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Tuesday eve., Went to look at new apartment

8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
my daughter's pics

9: What are you wearing?
Wife/Boy beater&velour sweats

10: Did you dream last night?
Dream Deamons are back

11: When did you last laugh?
When Bella laughed earlier

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Sassy art, Joel's Beatles posters

13: Seen anything weird lately?
http://img12.photobucket.com/albums/v31/pinkpaperdoll/taco_bell.jpg

14: What do you think of this quiz?
It's long

15: What is the last film you saw?
Spun

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
a house at the beach

17: Tell me something about you that I don't know
I am not sure I am in love with my husband

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Obesity would not exist, All Cancer would be curable with a seven day anti-biotic.

19: Do you like to dance?
I LOVE it!

20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
I am not sure anymore, but I do feel safer with him in office, for now.

21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Bella Lyric

21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Anakin Michael

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
My father lives in North Hampton, so I am toying with that.

I am obsessed with a many of things:
E-bay
"Lost in Translation"-Could this movie be any fucking better?
BBC's "What not to Wear"-there should be a drinking game to this show! Everytime someone says "tits" you drink!
Anything moderatly MOD.

I also watched "Sylvia". It left me with this kinda "oh,uh" feeling. It's a mind melter, or "pot boiler" as she herself said. I need to loose so much weight and all I want to do is be wrapped up in a Kit Kat. That's it. That's all. I think I am going to watch "Lost in Translation" again, and again, and then illegally download the soundtrack so I can groove to it at work! Bill Murray is beautiful.

Here's a Bella pic:

(princess of the red-eye)

Hey what happened to Mikey? Oh, I can't call you that. Too odd. Michael, that's who you are! Anyway, where the hell did you go?

create your own visited states map
or write about it on the open travel guide

Below I have pasted the lyrics to"Mr. Roboto" by Styx. Before you read them imagine if you will that this song is in a musical you are watching and all the choreography has been done by Bob Fosse, and all make-up done by the late Max Factor himself. It's quite a tickle. I heard it the other nite and this was my daydream...I now share it with you my friends. Enjoy!


Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man

I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control

I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask
So no one else can see my true identity

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For helping me escape just when I needed to
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you

The problem's plain to see: too much technology
Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize.

The time has come at last
To throw away this mask
So everyone can see
My true identity...
I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!


XOXO
Steph

Ok, so I had this mix tape from like 8 years ago, and I loved one of the bands on it. Only trouble is it broke and I have NO idea who it was. I also have no idea who put it together. I got it from a friend who's friend made it for her. They are very Stone Roses and Wonder Stuff sounding. All I remember is that one song was like about a ghost named gabrielle, and one song had the word guillotine in it. I have checked lyrics for every song called gabrielle, and nothing. Any clues or ideas? I swear if I die not knowing who the hell that band is I wil be super pissed.

...you could be married to this man! Special, isn't he? I am so lucky. Hehe, sorry hun!

I am obviously easily entertained....
http://www.zooass.com/games/honeybear/honeybear_demo.shtml

For you...you know who you are.